Hold My Beer while I Kiss Your Girlfriend

Yesterday I took two naps.

Today I bought the highest heels I currently own.

Tomorrow I marry Tom Cruise.

Saturday I move back to school.

Sunday I will wear that shirt.

Monday is the day that classes begin.

Tuesday means lasers on my body.

Wednesday spells disaster, hospital, cake and new sweater.

Thursday feels like many things to do.

Friday will be the end of the week.

I am a planner.

So.

Why am I still writing a paper for last semester?

Half done.

Half to go.